[crimewave420]

Let this be a lesson: death is inevitable and is coming for us all

[social-cap1tal]

Santa will be changing the naughty list to the problematic list. He sees you when you’re vagueing. He knows when you’re anon.

[bae--electronica]

Question

Why we spank the Snapple before we open it? 🧐

[yellowjuice]

to wake the apples up

[beardedmermaidhunter]

Snapple likes to be spanked

[higgzorz]

i wish soulja boy would walk into my house and crank dat, killing me instantly

i started blogging cause they got rid of space pinball

[hisokca]

shit memory who dis

[dreamsuggestion]

sext: I want to hold your hand and entwine our fingers while I lay my head on your chest to listen to your heartbeat because I really love you and you deserve the world tbh

[snarthurt]

ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off